In the perfect world all software is fast, giving us time to do actual work. Unfortunately we live in an unperfect world, and we have to spend extra time controlling our anger as the software keeps us waiting. Therefore we have opened the Slow Software Hotline – reachable via both phone and email. It has one goal: make you feel happy again. Reporting is easy. Just name the commercial software that needs to be sped up and why. We’ll do the rest. If you need help with initial anger management due to the slow (and/or buggy) software, we’re happy to help with breathing practises. Phone: +31 854865760 Email: firstname.lastname@example.org We will not sit still until all software is fast. Speeding up all software out there. One at the time.